OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
i dunt see it
…You had my curiosity…
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
how did you
im so confused what is
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
oh god this is so powerful
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever seen on this website, ever.
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
shawty had them
apple man pants?
….*starts giggling and can’t stop*
|Telemarketer:||Hello, is your mother home?|
|Me:||I have no mother.|
|Her:||Well can I speak to your father?|
|Me:||Yeah, which one?|
|Her:||Which one is home?|
|Me:||Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.|
|Her:||Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?|
|Me:||No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.|
|Her:||So who's Antonio?|
|Me:||I just told you, Carlos's ex.|
|Her:||So Carlos was cheating?|
|Me:||Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.|
|Her:||So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?|
|Me:||No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.|
|Her:||So Mark wasn't cheating?|
|Me:||I never said that.|
|Her:||Yes, yes you did!|
|Me:||No I didn't.|
|Her:||Y-yes! You did!|
|Her:||Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.|
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again